Winter is coming. Okay well actually, it's here already. Why are you still using that plastic snow shovel that you bought at Walmart? Get it together already.

This 48" snow pusher is the one you've been looking for. Isn't it time you became a human-powered zamboni? Dramatically cut down the amount of time you spend shoveling the driveway, front porch, sidewalk, and deck.

Snow blowers are fun and all, but what's the point of being a man if you can't get a little exercise when mother nature dumps white powder onto the ground? You're built for this.

You spend money on a lot of stupid things. This is one you actually won't regret.