"Hey Honey, I saw these shoes and I just thought you deserved them. You work hard, and you're always on your feet. They're super comfortable, and you deserve only the best."
At that point in this hypothetical conversation, she smiles, and you absolutely do not under any circumstances mention that you found them for $32.00 on eBay's Daily Deals.
As an added bonus, eBay is doing a special promotion for guys with more than one lady in their life. If you're balancing multiple relationships, you'll be thrilled to learn that if you buy 2 pairs, you'll get the second for 50% off.
In all seriousness, these shoes are highly rated and you should get a pair or two. $32.99 for comfortable shoes that don't look atrocious? This is absolutely a deal worth paying attention to.
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Oh that's right, isn't Valentine's Day right around the corner? Don't be the guy shopping on Amazon on February 12th hoping your significant other will appreciate her gift that absolutely must arrive with 2 day shipping. Like the recent Gillette commercials that made no news at all say, "Don't be that guy." Be someone better. Or something like that.