Alright, so let’s make some assumptions about you. You’re lazy and don’t like walking, but you also like aggressively tearing through mud, dirt and treacherous terrain, just without the whole “moving” part. We got you. Going off-road isn’t for just any machine. That’s why this personal transporter has a pair of thousand watt motors. Take it up 30 degree climbs and rove for 23 miles on a single charge. Seriously, who thinks of this stuff?